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My Phone and My GPS are in Cahoots

I think my GPS hates me. I really, really do. I think that it's doing it's best to drive me crazy. I don't know if it's mad at me because I haven't used or updated it in so long, or if it's just always felt that way. It doesn't really matter. I've been trying to update it for a while now and it's not going well. What's WORSE is that my phone and my GPS are in cahoots.

It's been a while since I updated my GPS and I've switched computers in the meantime, so that means I get to install ALL of the things again and that just isn't fun. But my daughter has a dance competition tomorrow and it's someplace I don't know how to get to, so I decided to dust off the old TomTom and get that bad boy up to speed.

Back when I was on the road as a sales rep, my amazing husband got me a GPS so that I would be able to navigate around Ontario. It was wonderful. I got to see parts of the province that I never thought I would see. I didn't think I would see them because I didn't program the GPS to take me there. Sometimes, though, instead of ending up at the clinic I was supposed to be visiting,  I ended up an hour away trying to figure out why I was at a golf course instead.

It took me up and down the side of mountains in the middle of nowhere in the middle of winter. It's like "you have ONE thing to do, GPS, do it". And the GPS would say to me, "but did you die?"

(The answer is "almost")

When my on-the-road job ended and I switched to a job I could walk to, I stopped using it a lot of the time.  It has sat in my car and occasionally sends me sad emails to let me know it misses me. I feel pretty guilty but have always put it off because, well, it's so frigging frustrating to do anything with. I know how to get to a lot of places.

Tomorrow, tomorrow is another story. I have to find some place in Ottawa and have decided that since I don't want to hear my phone babbling at me I want to use TomTom instead. So begins the process of installing software and updating all the things.

Then, in the midst, my phone turned off. All on it's own, lots of battery left, no prompting from me. I sort of feel like this may have been because my iPhone was sulking but, in hindsight, the fact that it decided to up and quit isn't a strong argument for me using it for directions. If you want to be indispensable, don't just up and quit. It's like both of them felt like leaving me lost and alone out of sheer spite.

I managed to get my phone back on. I am still fighting with Tom to get him to work but I THINK the end is in sight.....

I guess I will find out tomorrow if Tom still prefers to use my destination as a suggestion instead of a "must visit".
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